this is making me laugh

UNLIKELY

[via ask polly / the awl]

also: a universally accepted bad idea but something i keep thinking about: carpet in the bathroom. look i know the reasons and i won’t be researching this home update BUT lately, post-shower, i’ve been dragging the bathmat to the sink with me, hunchback style, so i don’t have to step on the cold dusty floor, and listen there must be a better way.