the secrets of paul ryan

from “Speaker Paul Ryan Moves Fast to ‘Detoxify’ Boehner’s Smoky Suite”:

There are many things Americans cannot yet know about Speaker Paul D. Ryan’s plans for his fancy new digs on Capitol Hill. Dark curtains or sheers? Memorabilia from the 2012 presidential campaign or his first House race in 1998? Will he hang a poster of his favorite band, Rage Against the Machine?

WHAT

One thing is known: He wants to get rid of the smoke left behind by his predecessor, John A. Boehner. “You know when you ever go to a hotel room or get a rental car that has been smoked in? That’s what this smells like,” Mr. Ryan said in an interview on NBC’s “Meet the Press” on Sunday in reference to the speaker’s suite, which is of perhaps even greater interest to Mr. Ryan because he sleeps in his office.

WHAT X 2

paul ryan: secret shade thrower leftist rocker office sleeper. weirdly, learning that boehner smoked [inside] gives him a new [even darker] dimension. inside smokers: not for the faint of heart.