a dam fucking shity basterd!

good things:

• practicing wearing hats in the privacy of one’s own home
• listening to “both sides now” on repeat
• clyde in his bandanna
• pat keesey telling us about winning a national trombone competition when he was 12 despite having unusual trombone playing style (he played out of the side of his mouth) — some of the judges tsk-tsked his unorthodox technique, but one of the judges — art farmer — said, don’t worry about it (pat later quit due to a bad band teacher)
• lip balm
• water
• the sexual fluidity of millennials or whatever 24/25-year-olds are called
• one glass of chardonnay + a heating pad + the office (sounds depressing but the heating pad is just a stand-in for a bathtub, basically) (so like, picture me watching the office and drinking chardonnay in the bathtub — much more upper class)
• courtney’s diary from elementary school. like this page from 11/28/83. just a reminder — we were nine in 1983. at that time i still believed in santa claus.