you know what would be fire?

Posted: May 30th, 2017 | No Comments »


but i have never thought to myself “you know what would be fire? chopping up that old radicchio wilting at the bottom of the fridge and throwing some radishes and cold green beans on it then squeezing a lemon wedge over the top and letting that be the only thing i eat for the rest of the night.” NO, THANK YOU. as an idea that’s fine or whatever but as a person with a yawning emotional void that can only be filled with snacks i’m gonna need that lettuce to have a cheeseburger on top of it.

the other day i was thinking about my wedding meal and i was like, i would just have all desserts, just desserts, and though desserts are not snacks but aren’t they?

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