things

• been drinking A LOT of chocolate milk
• why do people have to be sour? (myself included) i just walked dogs and this lady scolded me about picking up clyde’s poop, even though i had a bag IN MY HAND and was waiting to do just that. trying to remember what she might be going through, but it sure makes an afternoon walk a bummer. washing it away with a modelo and oceans 11 in the background and trying to gear up to research my paper. WOOF
• re: michelle wolf’s WHCD speech, sorry, but i thought this joke will brilliant: “I’m never really sure what to call Sarah Huckabee Sanders. Is it Sarah Sanders, Sarah Huckabee Sanders. Is it Cousin Huckabee? Is it Auntie Huckabee Sanders? Like, what’s Uncle Tom but for white women who disappoint other white women?” SNAP FOR REAL