the food is exquisite

Posted: December 31st, 2025 | Tags: | Comments Off on the food is exquisite
marty reisman, photo by donald f. holman for the New York Times

I will be teaching my nieces and nephews this exact move, stolen from marty reisman, the table tennis hustler who inspired marty supreme:

He bought three-piece suits for his kindergarten-age grandsons, coaching them to repeat a favored line to waiters at fancy restaurants: “The food is exquisite. Compliments to the chef.”

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